Showing posts with label kings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kings. Show all posts

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Trees


Judges 9:7-15

The Parable of the Trees
The trees once went out
to anoint a king over themselves.
So they said to the olive tree,
'Reign over us.'
The olive tree answered them,
'Shall I stop producing my rich oil
by which gods and mortals are honored,
and go to sway over the trees?'

Then the trees said to the fig tree,
'You come and reign over us.'
But the fig tree answered them,
'Shall I stop producing my sweetness
and my delicious fruit,
and go to sway over the trees?'

Then the trees said to the vine,
'You come and reign over us.'
But the vine said to them,
'Shall I stop producing my wine
that cheers gods and mortals,
and go to sway over the trees?'

So all the trees said to the bramble,
'You come and reign over us.'
And the bramble said to the trees,
'If in good faith you are anointing me
king over you,
then come and take refuge in my shade;
but if not, let fire come out of the bramble
and devour the cedars of Lebanon.'

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Joshua only gets one post

I finished Deuteronomy and wasn't it fun? I'm sorry I ever doubted it. I've really been enjoying this. As much as it seems like all my posts are poking fun at the bible I've learned a lot historically and about my own faith. Humor is just how I deal with the unknown. I hope I haven't offended anyone and if I have I'm sorry and I'd love to have an in depth conversation with you sometime about all the things I felt were too serious and personal to write in this journal.

I read all of Joshua in a day. It was basically filled with Joshua completing Moses' quest. Btw! Moses doesn't get to go to the promised land. What?! He does all that work and then bupkis! Poor Moses...Oh well, back to Joshua.

Joshua 12: 7, 9-24 The following are the kings of the land whom Joshua and the Israelites defeated on the west side of the Jordan...the king of Jericho,
the king of Ai,
the king of Jerusalem,
the king of Hebron,
the king of Jarmuth,
the king of Lachish,
the king of Eglon,
the king of Gezer,
the king of Debir,
the king of Geber,
the king of Hormah,
the king of Arad,
the king of Libnab,
the king of Adullam,
the king of Makkedah,
the king of Bethel,
the king of Tappuah,
the king of Hepher,
the king of Aphek,
the king of Lasharon,
the king of Madon,
the king of Hazor,
the king of Shumron-meron,
the king of Achshaph,
the king of Taanach,
the king of Megiddo,
the king of Kedesh,
the king of Jokneam in Carmel,
the king of Dor in Naphath-dor,
the king of Goiim in Galilee,
the king of Tirzah,
thirty-one kings in all.

Holy cow!! Joshua defeated all those kings? Way to go Joshua. What a resume! Kind of makes you think, "what am I doing with my life?"